Monday, July 20, 2009

Why is Jessica Szohr ugly now?

Gosh, what's happened to Jessica Szohr??
I used to think she was one of the most naturally stunning women I'd ever seen and now... she looks like a dirty homeless hippy!
Wtf Jessica? Why did you stop brushing your hair and wearing bras? Why?
Get pretty again soon please, especially since you're lucky enough to be dating Ed.


How long do you think someone as hot and arrogant as him will put up with your nasty hygiene?
Not long my friend. Not long. Especially when he's doing hot kissing scenes with Leighton who's gorgeous and CLEAN.
Just a friendly heads up.

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